katie-kapulet:

whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

ronaldkn0x:

why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing

I hate when I like a blog but their anons are annoying as fuck.

meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

dicksplit:

first day of kindergarten 

omg i’ve been waiting for gifs of this dance. YES